Things I'm going to say (or do) when I get old and take a trip to the pharmacy: "Excuse me, but I don't talk to technicians. Where's the pharmacist!" (Puff out chest here.) Throw credit card at cashier, preferably landing on the floor necessitating said cashier to bow to me, stating, "I'm sorry, I believe you dropped this." "How long will this take?" "Half an hour? All you have to do is put some pills in a bottle!" "OH MY GOODNESS … WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG!?" "So how much is this with my insurance?" "And for 30?" "Huh. How about 10?" What if I use my discount card instead?" "And for 30?" "Huh. How about 10?" "Now what do I do? Sign my name? Then what? Press clear? Whoops. There, I've signed again! Press clear?" "Why does this cost more every time I come here???" "Why do they pay $10 and I have to pay $50? Huh? Huh?" Wait until the pr...
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