Who'd a thunk it? Health Care Debacle Leads to Love!
As reported in The New York Times the awful U.S. healthcare "system" has one shining virtue: It forces people to marry. Philip Swift wanted to marry his sweetheart, Katie Robbins. But she didn't seem to want the commitment, in a reversal of the normal man-commitment-phobia. Three years went by and Mr. Swift developed kidney stones. Mr. Swift, like millions of other Americans, doesn't have access to health care. But Ms. Robbins did. Thus: Katie and Philip Sittin' in a tree. M-E-D-I-G-A-P.